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happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via thehilariousblog)

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Do you ever get selfish of your friends and don’t want to share them with anyone else?

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via shouldnt)

2 days ago

arlert-armin:

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via thatlolblog)

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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(via ruinedchildhood)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via asian)